Wanted: Do you have a shady past and lots of issues which could help you perform countless criminal acts without feelings of worry or regret? Do you enjoy lurking down dark alleys and spying on people from the shadows? Then we need you. We are looking for a middle aged man with facial hair, a deep voice and an extended vocabulary. You must own your own trench coat and hat and you must be able to perform crimes with as little evidence left behind as possible. Are you capable of plotting kidnappings and heists? Are you handy with a gun and your ability to slip through the police's fingers. Then you are perfect for us.
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